First, a bit of (much needed?) house cleaning. With graduate school behind me and gainful employment a goal ever appearing nearer on the horizon, I find myself in a temporary limbo. It is my intent to use this as an opportunity to resume my culinary adventures in full and post at least twice a week. If I don't keep the schedule, you have my permission to nag me. To begin with I shall showcase a recipe which I have enjoyed many times while visiting my mother and stepfather, but never produced myself: Greek Shrimp.
What is Greek Shrimp? Well, it is a recipe featured on page 195 of
La Bonne Cuisine: Cooking New Orleans Style. New Orleans: The Women of All Saints' Episcopal Church, 1980. A better description might characterize it as a medley of rice, shrimp, kalamata olives, feta cheese, and tomatoes not unlike jambalaya in consistency, if a bit more Mediterranean in pedigree. At its essence, however, it is delicious.
A bit of forewarning: shelling and cleaning shrimp puts me in a somewhat morbid state of mind.
The Ingredients
The recipe calls for
-1 1/3 cups chopped celery
-1 1/3 cups chopped onion
-1/3 cup margarine (I used Bummle and Brown butter substitute, mainly because it's what's available and my folk's place. In my own space, I'd probably just use butter)
-2 pounds raw shrimp, peeled
-4 cups cooked rice
-1 1/2 teaspoons Cavender's Greek seasoning
-1/2 pound Feta cheese, crumbled
-3/4 cup Greek olives
-2 (16 oz) cans tomato wedges (used chopped tomatoes; unsure if I've ever had it with wedges)
The Process
Saute the onions and celery in the margarine, butter substitute, or butter until they go limp (how would you like it if someone sauted
you until you went limp, huh?). Then toss in the rest of the ingredients, stir them up, and put your skillet in the oven (preheated to 350 F) and bake for 25 minutes.
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| This is probably some sort of metaphor for the economy. |
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| So, I was shelling the shrimp and pulled off the outside of the head of one of them without pulling off the insides. My immediate thought was 'well, vertebrates don't have this problem.' My next thought was something along the lines of, 'but, it would be problematic to be in the position to think at least you can't remove my skull without removing the stuff inside.' Like I said. Morbid. |
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| The shrimp were fairly massive, so they get a bit of choppity to make them bite size. Another situation it would be problematic to find oneself on the opposite end of. |
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| Fortunately, I feel no empathy for vegetables. |
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| I find raw shrimp far less appetizing then raw beef. Not to say that shrimp isn't delicious. In fact, shrimp is delicious. |
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| Both my hands are in this picture. . . clearly, I am psychic. Or, you know, I had help getting the pictures. Thanks mom! |
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| RICE! |
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| TOMATOES! |
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| OLIVES! |
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| FEEEEEEEEEEEEE- |
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| -EEEEEEEETAAAAA CHEESE! |
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| By our powers combined. . . |
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| . . .and with SHRIMP! . . . |
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| We are Scrumptious Ethnic Cuisine! |
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| Om nom nom nom! |
The Results
If I could go back and do it differently, what would I change? I might cut the celery smaller. Maybe. And maybe spend less time imagining unpleasant role reversals. And maybe I wouldn't almost forget the shrimp. Otherwise? Delicious! But I already knew the recipe was delicious, which begs the question: is that cheating? If the point was to demonstrate empirically that I could reproduce the delicious, than I suppose note. Because I did, and I can. If the point was to try something completely new and see how it turned out (such as my endeavors with
stoofvlees of so long ago), then sure. I cheated. But I cheated deliciously.
Special thanks to my mother and stepfather for hosting me in this time of limbo, and for showing me their (different and equally correct) methods of shelling shrimp!
I'll try and have something new up by the end of the weekend.
